rantings & ramblings
Things I like, hate or find interesting.
Ahhh, last night i had a little relaxation in a bottle. i went to the happy store & just vibed last night. listened to some good old classic rock then it went to country rock.......good stuff, good grooves.
i would like to thank Anheuser-Bush for long neck Bud & the makers of Early Times for whiskey in a plastic bottle!!! shoutin' out to those things that keep me going........non-dna fam, liquor, music & laughter!! Not necessarily in that order either lmdao. update on the blog pg...........put a lot of jokes on here, 99% ARE NOT under 18 approved. i'm twisted & warped soooooo read w/ caution. as i get the time, i'm rearranging things & adding things. i'm going to try & make some original memes for my fb pg today if i can get my sarcasm flowing good lol. also, if you find a bad link.....shout out to me so i can fix it. i would hate for the rest of the kiddies to miss something funny lmao. Have the day you need it to be........ Always & forever, Crazy Chick i was reminded last night that we can end up @ the same place but travel there in diff ways/roads. what made it so funny to me was when this friend was wild, i was calm....now it's the opposite way lol. we're headed the same place just doing it a bit diff than the other 1.
i was also reminded that sometimes the past can come back to bite ya in the ass. things have a way of working out tho, so i'll sit here & see what TPTB have cooking for me now. i try really hard to look for the good in things w/ the line of.....i can cry or laugh & i don't cry. Advice for the day? Look for the funny. Mornin', kiddies! If you believe that the phases of the moon & where the stars sit in the sky affect people.....I'm a Gemini, Mercury rules me & he's in retrograde til the end of the month. Simply put, nothing i say is coming out right. The more i try to explain, the more i confuse people. So if ya know me in real life, don't get offended or hurt if i'm a bit quiet. it's my way of tryin' not to make things worse *giggle*
On a lighter side, i have this really bad habit of sayin', Tell me that ya love/adore me & i'll tell/give ya something. NO ONE has EVER turned the tables on me w/ those phrases til yesterday!! I laughed til i cried!! i said, tell me ya adore me & i'll show ya what i did w/ you in mind. they replied.......i a door you, i a window you & i a roof you. THEN as i'm rollin' w/ laughter they say....a floor you forever. So now, it's a main mission in my life to get 2 steps ahead of this joker! i thought i was sarcastic, i thought i was a joker but this person has got it hands down & makes me look the fool!! I friggin' love it!!! Just once........just once, i wanna get the better of em. i'm not hard to please lmao. i gots ta dash off.......remember to do as little harm as possible. Always & forever, Crazy Chick Hey! Mornin', kiddies! It's 8 frigging am & the only thing i've gotten done so far is harass friends & make breakfast lol. Every day thru the day, i text &/or call certain loved 1's in my life...this fine am, i texted my fave brother w/....glad you're back home where ya belong. Holler @ me when you're up to a catch up session. His reply.....sshhh, i'm busy dying here, sis. i'll getcha later when i recover. lmdao!
Then, my joker of jokers friend who's mission in my life is to make me laugh so hard that i wanna die was being wellllllll himself lol. i went to sleep laughing @ his goofball comments & bout spit coffee all over the kitchen table this am for the same reasons. smdh! i do love my friends!!! they keep me in fits of laughter most the time. some of them have known me long enough that they say just the right smartass comment @ just the right time & usu that will start a whole 'nother thought process for me which is prob gonna be sexual in nature hahaha. the better i know ya, the better i can judge if i want to go that way or play it "safe". Have the day you need it to be. Always, forever & a day, Crazy Chick Ahhh, morning, kiddies......what an am this is turning out to be. The thing that made me chuckle most so far was a young man that i love & adore told me that i had a lot of wisdom lmao. all's i could think was....... i've done A LOT of stupid ass shit!!
i've taken a few days "off" from my norm routine to slow my roll, relax & just vibe.. Today, well.....it's back to the grind of my daily life. Big HUGE uggghhhhhh. I've said for yrs that i'm chainsaws & battery acid in my outlook on life. There's very lil grey in my world. I like it that way. I'm either in or out.....there's very lil....i'll see. What's funny about it is that's how people respond to me in my relationships. They either adore me or they hate me. I like it that way too. I don't have time for "i wanna be in your life nooooooo wait i got better things to do". But take 1 or 2 steps towards me & i'll walk thru fire for ya. Just the way i'm made lol. I've also spent a liftime "collecting" people. They're something else! Some are older, some are younger, some work & some don't. Some are thinkers, some are jokers & here i am stuck in the middle.......right where i like it. Today's advice........Sing like no one can hear & dance like no one's watching. Have the day you need it to be. huggles Yeah, i said that I wasn't gonna do a fb pg.....well...........to be honest, i lied roflmao So as Foriegner plays......y'all can find me on fb now. Suzie Baker @...................
https://www.facebook.com/auburnhairedcrazychickinky/?ref=aymt_homepage_panel# You can find me on YouTube @ auburnhairedcrazychick https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRBzvEIRj6x227TwIyyRAdQ These are both projects in the works as I get the time to sit down & goof a bit *giggle* Mornin', kiddies! My day started w/ Petty & the Heartbreakers, on to some Clapton & now Mellencamp is tellin' me that some people are just no good. yeehaw! Some truths about me that can't be denied.....I'm a good woman but I got a temper, I can be VERY vengeful, I AM a bitch most the time & when I'm not all those things.....I bake goodies & crochet cute things lmao. I'm very complicated just ask those in my immediate range. Not sure if it's the bipolar or I just can't be boxed or labeled, I hate that!! Used to have a b/f back in the late 80's that always said, Leave em guessin'. Well, I took that & ran!
ohhhh yeahhhhh!!! When I was a young boy, said put away those young boy ways. Now, that I'm gettin' older, so much older, I love those young boy days w/ a girl like you.......w/ a girl like you........ My bad! Where was I?? Sarcasm......I love sarcasm!! It thrills me to get someone so good that they cock their head & ask, Seriously?....huge thrill!! Pretty good @ mind games when I choose too. This is a self defense mechanism I learned yrs ago lol. I don't like to play but I will when pushed. The other night, I "played" w/ an old buddy & I'm pretty sure their brain is still swimmin' cause I haven't heard much outta em in the last 24 hrs rofl. Think that's enough about me........for now. Make it count, you won't get another today. Rock it out w/ style & flair today, kiddies!! End of the day, sitting back, vibing to some old school R&B....ahhhh, life is sooo good.
I tell ya, this is gonna get real interesting before it's all done. I've learned more about RSS Feeds, Embed Code & sometimes things just don't go the way you would like. I was just informed by "my editor" that my RSS Feed button is now completely gone.....ugghhh. *giggle* I promise, kiddies, I'll get it allllll worked out some day........not sure how many yrs but we'll play it by ear, alright? lmao Y'all will find that I amuse easily most the time. Today's amusement came in the form of an old friend griping about his ex. All's I could think was, "Dude, she's an ex for a reason". He just didn't seem to grip that fact when I tried as gently as possible to point it out to him. He just huffed & puffed. It was very hard for me not to laugh in his ear. smh Almost 50 & he still doesn't know how women work, sad......real sad. Then I had another friend who got huffy over "Why can't people just be nice??". Uhhh, cause we're human & selfish!! In today's society, it's all about A#1--ME! If chivalry & common sense are dead well, so is the "my fellow man" thinking. I wonder if JFK rolls over in his grave over some of the things going on here these days. That generation fought so hard to make things better & this generation comes along & is pissin' it all away. Or that's how I'm callin' it! But hell, what I know? I'm just an auburn haired crazy chick w/ a keyboard. Sleep peacefully, my loves :) I've been published less than an hr & already have comments & questions. I've never done this so...let's learn together, shall we??? To follow me w/ notifications of new stuff you have to click the RSS Feed button on the right sidebar under all the social media icons. Also you have to use a feed reader like feedly.com or theoldreader.com .
Now, let me jump to another pg & see what I can find for y'all *giggles while rubbing hands together* So, this is a quick rundown of theoldreader..... What does this service cost? The Old Reader is free for up to 100 feeds. We also offer a premium version for $3/month that has the following features: No Advertisements, Full-text search, Faster feed refresh times, Up to 500 Subscriptions *, 1 year of post storage **, Instapaper and Readability integration, Early access to new features https://theoldreader.com/ & here is a quick rundown of feedly.com options......... It simply says they will make things simple. It's free. You can also sign up using your FB account, Google account or create a profile thru feedly. http://feedly.com/i/welcome ORRRRR you have to do it the old fashion way of checking every day rofl. Pick your poison, kiddies. Hope this helps!!! I just really can't believe I'm jumping on the blog bandwagon! Like I said in my descript, I'm a bipolar Gemini in my 40's who has a keyboard w/ lots of opinions lol. I shoot straight w/ non-coated truths as I see it. A spade is a spade no matter what you want.
If you offend easily, this won't be for you. If you want to laugh @ my silly, goofy ways, stories, rantings & ramblings just cop a squat, read & laugh! The 1st few posts will be examples of "these are the basics of me & how I think bout things". For instance, I love music! All kinds 'cept modern rap, modern R&B or classical. My fave is classic rock! My fam & friends are very important parts of my life, they keep me from going over the edge totally *giggle*. I totally believe in "fam isn't always blood & blood isn't always fam". I crochet all kinds of things to pass the time. W/ my bipolar comes racing thoughts, the crocheting & music slow my roll. I love football & basketball. I like to talk, rant, ramble & rave just depends on the mood swing lol. If you don't like my mood @ the moment just wait 1/2 hr max, it'll change lmao. I bid thee a fair night! Thank you, to my "editor" who sat on the phone & helped me phrase things & giggled w/ me. ;) Thanks, Honey!!! |
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