It's in the stars........

Mornin', kiddies! If you believe that the phases of the moon & where the stars sit in the sky affect people.....I'm a Gemini, Mercury rules me & he's in retrograde til the end of the month.  Simply put, nothing i say is coming out right. The more i try to explain, the more i confuse people. So if ya know me in real life, don't get offended or hurt if i'm a bit quiet. it's my way of tryin' not to make things worse *giggle* 
On a lighter side, i have this really bad habit of sayin', Tell me that ya love/adore me & i'll tell/give ya something. NO ONE has EVER turned the tables on me w/ those phrases til yesterday!! I laughed til i cried!! i said, tell me ya adore me & i'll show ya what i did w/ you in mind. they replied.......i a door you, i a window you & i a roof you. THEN as i'm rollin' w/ laughter they say....a floor you forever. 
So now, it's a main mission in my life to get 2 steps ahead of this joker! i thought i was sarcastic, i thought i was a joker but this person has got it hands down & makes me look the fool!! I friggin' love it!!! Just once........just once, i wanna get the better of em. i'm not hard to please lmao. 
i gots ta dash off.......remember to do as little harm as possible.
Always & forever,
​Crazy Chick