death by kids.......

sometimes, i think my death will either be caused by being sarcastic @ the wrong time OR hanging around kids under 16. i usually love kids cause they know how to K.I.S.S. -->Keep It Simple, Stupid.......here lately tho ugghhh
i have a 14 yr old boy who thinks blowing shit up & loud rock is just awesome!! the problem?? he does these things @ the wrong time rofl. i wanna strangle him sooo bad some days. i'll have to sit down & tell you guys bout "THE day".......omg! i'm pretty sure he was gonna die that day had it not been for an uncle & i stepping in to remind his dad that he did some really stupid shit too. 
then there's the 10 yr old, Doodle......holy shit w/ that girl! i love her more than my life but sometimes i look @ her & ask, Do you speak English?? she can be the sweetest little girl, the most loving THEN she unleashes this thing that III can't even describe! she has no desire to help out around the house. she has no desire to help anyone who can't "pay back" the favor. 
her main phrase is, "you don't get it!!" my reply to her the other day was...."when you've been thru 1/2 of what your mom, grandma & i have been thru.......we'll talk about who doesn't get what. you're spoiled & from the entitlement generation". this DID NOT go over well *giggle* 
Advice?? Be nice til it's time to not be nice
Always & forever,
​Crazy Chick