How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
They take the psychopath
They take the psychopath
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted
Because he was always spotted
I went to the bank the other day & asked the banker teller to check my balance, so she pushed me!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now
He's all right now
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
cause he had a great fall
cause he had a great fall
What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
Oh sheet!
Oh sheet!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up
A: It's okay. He woke up
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
It gets toad away.
