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Play on Word Jokes

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
They take the psychopath
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? 
Because he was always spotted
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I went to the bank the other day & asked the banker teller to check my balance, so she pushed me!
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
cause he had a great fall
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What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? 
Oh sheet!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? 
A: It's okay. He woke up
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump
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Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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    • Baby Afghans >
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      • Soft Catherine Wheel Throw
    • Hats & Beanies
    • Scarves
    • Dolies
    • Stuffed Animals & Charaters >
      • Jack Skellington Puppets
    • Dishrags & Washcloths
    • Miscellaneous >
      • 1 Bad Apple
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      • Tina's cozy
    • Afghan Size Chart
  • Things That Caught My Eye
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  • Contact Me......