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Funny 1 Liners

Nothing is better than a 1 liner @ the right time :)
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Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don’t have a good partner........you better have a good hand.
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them
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If you can't dazzle em w/ brilliance, baffle em w/ bullshit
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back
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IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
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A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
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You can't taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
You can't eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream
You can't play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon
You can't eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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  • Home
  • Story Time
  • Crochet Stuff
    • Baby Afghans >
      • Circles of Hearts Checkerboard Baby Afghan
    • Baby Booties >
      • Cats 10 minute booties
    • Afghans, Throws & Lapgagns >
      • Soft Catherine Wheel Throw
    • Hats & Beanies
    • Scarves
    • Dolies
    • Stuffed Animals & Charaters >
      • Jack Skellington Puppets
    • Dishrags & Washcloths
    • Miscellaneous >
      • 1 Bad Apple
      • Maddy's Heart
      • Tina's cozy
    • Afghan Size Chart
  • Things That Caught My Eye
    • Memes I've Made
  • Jokes A Million
  • Recipes i love
  • Mental Health Worksheets
  • Music Sites
  • Free Websites I Use
  • Contact Me......